A little girl is riding her bicycle down the street when she comes to a stoplight where a cop on a horse pulls up next to her. He says, "nice bike you got there, did you get it from Santa?" and the little girl gladly says yes. So the cop gives her a $5 ticket and says, "next year tell him to put reflectors on the bike." So the little girl says," nice horse, did you get it from Santa?" the cop gladly says yes. And as the little girl rides aways she says, "next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse and not on top."