Tuesday, May 31, 2011

it'll happen

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen MAN: "Hello" Women: "Honey, its me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "YES" Woman: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN:"Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMEN:" I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN:"How much?" WOMEN:"$68,000." MAN:"OK, buy for that price I want it with all the options." WOMEN:"Great! oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN:"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMEN:"OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN:"Bye, I love you to. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"



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